The Kid and I had a great text exchange last night. The back story is, I have a Samsung Galaxy phone, The Kid has an Iphone. We like to debate which phone is the best. First The Kid called and asked me to go look at the snowman he built. I said I did not want to go out, he could text me a picture. That started the exchange:
TK: It wouldn't send
Me: Iphones suck
(More back story. When I grew up everything sucked. It was not considered a swear word. We did not have "ugly" words.)
TK: Grammy language?!
Me: Iphones are worthless. Today I heard Galaxy has been out selling Apple.
TK: And Apple is one of the world's largest companies. Way larger than Samsung! Right now it says that Apple is at +6 in sales and Samsung is doing -1 in stocks. I did that from my stocks built in app
Me: What I was busy looking for the picture you can't send me.
TK: What I can't hear you over the awesomeness generating from my phone.
Me: Your itty bitty phone
TK: From a huge and powerful company.
Me: That hates the Earth and won't join other companies in a standard charger because they want more money.
TK: And we have the most best selling tablets in the world.
Me: Just because people buy them does not make them the best.
TK: Well they are.
He is a ridiculous child. An 11 year old child that needs to read more books, shoot more baskets, and stay off the phone!!!
4 comments:
I've been hearing all these stories about how smart The Kid is but now we have proof.
'suck'... really?? Nice.
really TS, can we get a throwback about 3 y/o Kid reading the bible in your 'new home?' something about the fan....
he's way smart, Lala (that can your be your blog name) Old Soul.
(Lala is a iphone phan.)
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