So glad you did not choose nursing as your profession. After practically begging you to come over when my lip swelled to three times its normal size, I do not think pointing and laughing was the most calming way to handle it. Don't get me wrong, I'm pleased you were here to call 911 if my air supply was cut off. I am glad we did not have to test and see if you even noticed it happening.
I might even question your choice as a yoga instructor at this point. Should you have immediately blamed my allergic reaction on the love of my life, Sassy? Not relaxing or calming.
Seriously, do you think I look good with plumper lips? Should I make an appointment to botox.
Stressed To The Max,
The Page Turner
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It's okay, Page Turner. I am not a nurse, but I watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Same thing happened to Kris Jenner, just a simple allergic reaction to something she ate. Follow her protocol: ice it, yell at your husband and children for laughing at you, hide in bed in luxurious pajamas, and in the span of 48 minutes (according to the TV show timeline) all will be well again. Consider this medical advice on the house.
Thank goodness for reality TV! Who says we can't learn from the Kardashians! Thanks Mrs. Unfortunately, lip still large this morning. It is not a pretty look.
First: I never pointed... I did laugh.
Second: I think wondering about Sassy was a legitimate concern since she sits on your shoulder, with her butt pointed directly towards your face.
Third: I told her multiple time to put ice or a cold compress on it... she NEVER did. She said there was ice in her pop..
Last: I was essentially called over there (in the cold) to watch an episode of Love It or List It.
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