They Really Do Miss Me

This is the picture I received from Easy Rider today.  The pathetic guy looking at the chair is Skinny.  I guess you could have called me his Mentor.  I was trying (not working at all) to teach him to SHUT UP.  The chair belongs to Easy Rider.  We had our stand up meetings (on Wednesday) near her desk.  I would sit in her chair during the meetings.  Was I a rebel sitting down during a stand-up meeting?  I guess maybe so.  The Man can't make me stand.  Many a stand-up meeting I tried to shut Skinny up before he dug himself a whole too deep.  Many a times he did not shut up. 
Way in the back, behind the plate, with a bald head is the manager that caused Skinny and many an employee to want to scream.  He answers every question with a question.  He is arrogant.  Condescending.  A real jerk that has let the power of his position (it is not an impressive position), go to his head.  He did not mess with me as much as he did and still does with other people.  That said, we may have had words a time or two.  I wish they would have cropped the picture before they sent it to me.
The post it note says, "In Memory of Jane."  Like I'm dead.  That Jane is gone.  New, happier me now.  Glad I am still thought of.  Sorry, you were left behind.  Let me give you some advice:  GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE!!!!!!